of the same old grays and browns up top? Ready to let your roof reflect your true inner sparkle? At Stonebridge Roofing, we believe your roof should be more than functional—it should be fabulous. That’s why, starting today (April 1), we’re proud to announce our exclusive line of Custom Mood-Match Shingles™.
Gone are the days of boring rooftops. Our new color options are designed to help your house stand out in a sea of beige and blend in nowhere:
🌈 Shingle Color Options Include:
- Power Pink – For the home that runs on caffeine and confidence
- Drama Slate – Mysterious. Brooding. Will ghost you.
- Sunset Sherbert – Because you want your neighbors to think you live inside a creamsicle
- Moss Vibes Only – Earthy. Moody. Cottagecore AF.
- Steely Determination – For those who want their roof to say: “I negotiate hard.”
- Miami Teal – Like Florida, but without the gators
- Disco Inferno Red – For homes that were born to boogie
💡 Bonus Add-On: Shingle Mood Detection™
Our premium package includes solar-powered shingles that change color with your emotions. (Or the weather. Or just randomly. We’re still testing.) Feeling blue? So is your roof. Had a great day? It radiates golden glow. Bad break-up? Your shingles turn full-on revenge red. Therapeutic and dramatic.
🎤 But Wait—There’s More:
We’re also rolling out themed roofing palettes:
- “Coastal Grandma Chic” – Light, breezy, and smells faintly of sea salt and lemon bars.
- “Gothic Tudor on a Budget” – For the moody castle vibes, but with modern asphalt prices.
- “Barbie Dream Roof” – All pink, all powerful, no apologies.
- “Stonebridge didn’t just redo my roof—they gave my house a whole new attitude.”
- Definitely not a fake review from our marketing manager’s cousin.
🚫 A Note to HOA Presidents
Yes, we understand this *might* cause some controversy. But we believe in freedom of self-expression—even in roofing. Plus, our new line comes with a complimentary “It’s Just a Phase” sign to hang in your yard while the neighborhood adjusts.
So, are you ready to ditch boring shingles and live your most rooflective life? Give us a call today and ask about our April 1st Color Collection. And if you’re still reading this… happy April Fools’ from your favorite local roofing crew at Stonebridge Roofing & Construction 😄
PS: We do offer real shingle options too… just maybe not the glitter ones.
